I love whoopee cushions. Somebody sits on it... PHEW! Did somebody fart? I do have a small whoopee cushion. But it's the boring old normal one. Besides, even ole' people are getting smarter. They know the whoopee cushion well. So why not buy one in disguise? In a pig disguise. Looks like a weird toy. With the new advance whoopee cushion, nobody will ever suspect anything and you can carry on with your pranks. Get ready to meet Oinker!
